Lets Start at the Beginning...

***so let  me preface the beginning of this whole journey with the fact that.......... i cuss. I cuss like a drunken horny fucking pirate who hasn't seen land in a fortnight..... so if you have delicate sensibilities..... this is NOT the kinda blog you want to read...... and with that said.... please........ enjoy the show...***


I can remember the first time I realized that shoes were important. I was about four and it was Halloween and i was a Hula Girl. And not the cheesy fake ass plastic skirt with some PJs on Hula Girl.... i had an authentic grass skirt, Hawaiian print bikini, puka shell lei, and a real fresh flower lei, and a head piece made of fresh greenery.... my mother was a florist and could MacGyver anything out of some wire and a few sprigs of flowers....
Well Don't take my damn word for it... Check Me out:

Pretty sweet Right???


              But the one thing that was wrong............. the shoes............ you cant see it in the picture; i don't know if its because i cropped them out because i was still subconsciously upset about the shoes, or if the original photo just cut off there.... but i remember being so upset that they were wrong... just... wrong wrong wrong.... why?....... because they were MOCCASINS... they were blue and had fucking tribal beading and i was so upset i wanted to go barefoot but my mom wasn't having it. That was the first time i remember realizing that shoes make or break the feeling if your outfits. You can actually kinda see my puffy red face in the second picture because id just thrown a level 15 fit trying to get my mom to let me take the shoes off.

So that's just my first moment of clarity when it came to what went on my feet. I can remember being constantly late for school because i would hide shoes i deemed too damn ugly to wear (much to my mothers fucking annoyance.) She actually left me crying on the front porch a few times while she drove off because she was late for work 


Well Enough of that crap... the facts are... I fucking LOVE Fucking Shoes! No ifs, ans, or Buts.... i have a pretty hefty down payment on a house in my closet..... and there's no stopping me.... i am constantly on the search for "the perfect shoe" of any given color or style.

Yes i have multiples of some (different colors of Course) and too many black heels.... but its still not going to stop me.

So this blog is going to be about Shoes, My love of shoes, my Search for the perfect shoe, my RULES about shoes (i have many) and just general info I'd like to share with the world. Let me say; i know everyone has opinions and not everyone's opinions match mine... and hey that's ok... i don't fucking mind. You go on and have your opinion... and if you don't agree or don't like what i have to say about the world.... then go on and write your own shit.

Let the Fun begin....

Yep... those are my babies.... and they cant Wait to meet Y'all!!!!